All I want to do is cuddle with a cute guy. Do you want to cuddle?

Sex is the best workout… I really need a workout right now. Do you?

I’M GAY AND PROUD TO BE. SO PEOPLE SENDING ME MESSAGES SAYING TO KILL MYSELF. YOU NEED TO FUCK THE FUCK OFF. I WILL STAB YOU WITH MY 6 INCH HEELS BITCH. DON’T MESS WITH ME.

Anyone want to cuddle with me?

I wish I had my phone so I could sext people right now. SO HORNY DAMN IT.